Spoilt Milk is not my fucking best friend

boy have i got the best fucking story this fucking week.

on the way back from the city just a while ago.....i decided to put petrol since i was running a tad bit low. i also decided to pick out a packet of cold milo.

i picked a random one.....but generally from the back as it was colder. and of course nobody checks the fucking expiry date. (unless u have kids or watever) paid for my petrol....on the way back home , also while getting stuck in a mini jam in bukit timah road, i stuck the straw in to the milo pack and took a rather big mouth full. guess what.....it was fucking spoilt !! sour milo !! holy fucking shit..its been quite a while since ive tasted spoilt stuff. but god fucking damn my fucking shit luck.

anyways wats the best part is that i had to fucking keep it in my mouth for about 2 mins till i could pull into a bus stop and fucking spit it out. thank god for the fucking evian water i carry in my car. its a good thing those fucking god damn evian waters were on sale before. i bought at least 6 bottles.

i feel a bit sick now .

Monday is bad for health

i am grumpy and i have a fucking headache and my coffee is cold.

anyways here r 2 boring pictures of which i spend alot of time. in my corner/cubicle slaving away @ stuff or pretending to do stuff sometimes.

Daiso has so much funky junky thingies

oh fuck its already sunday. my precious weeekend gone !!!

dropped by daiso @ vivo city on friday with miss pie to buy some stuff. im suddenly in one of my "take alot of random photo" mood. hoooooooooo have to see this . photos will follow shortly.

went for some light drinks with ferra n friends on saturday. i so have to be careful now. fucking 2 beers and its off limits. WTF ??? 2 fucking beers. im no longer a 16 year old who gets high on a stinking fucking mixed drink. beer isnt my thing either. so that means 1 tequila shot and thats it ?? arrrrrrgh this is fucking stupid. dont get me wrong, i dont promote drink driving but honestly 2 beers is tooo little to even get drunk. no matter what the government(or whoever... )does, people are still going to drink and drive to be honest. if your toooo drunk just take a taxi. singapore has fucking tons of taxis.

the drink driving issue has just been blown outta the water coz of a channel 8 artiste or celebrity did a hit n run. and all cyclists should be shot with a 12 gauge shotgun because they dont have any brains. most of them are just asking to be flattened by a bus. they have no helmets, no lights, dont look when they cross a zebra crossing. the fucking list is endless. but there are only like a tiny ass handful of smart cyclists around.

helllllllllllloooooo Nurse !!!!

oh this fucking picture is priceless....

couldnt resist but take a picture, muahahaha !!! guess wat ...its from 3M. perfect gift for the dirty minded . =P

why am i working at night ?

Just got home from the gym a while ago.

i like to go when its quiet. unlike my anonymous friend (Ashley...hahah busted!!) who goes when its fuckin busy to people watch. he likes watching delicious things go by. hehe . anyways Ashley is one of best friends in the world and honestly he puts up with alot crap from me. (ie. the stuff written above)

anyways just got off the phone with United States to organise some work commitments. i wont bore you guys further. but in my quest to save money, i will put in a claim since i used my mobile phone. haha

i also put in my GST claim. i only got 200 bucks. oh well at least its something.

my mum bought me a burger for dinner but i cant eat it. it would totally destroy my effort put in the gym just now. but on the other hand. if it was a bag of chips... fuck yeah !!! its mine !! hahah . now u know why i dont loose any weight ever.

also, ive been meaning to get this really funny picture uploaded but ive left my data cable for my new phone at work. sucks rite. anyways its a fuckin funny picture. =)

Take a test !!! i spent a while to make 10 questions but the fucking thing didnt save!!!

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Need Money !!!

ive just realized ive been spending alot of money. well not reallly just realized....but ive just realized how bad it actually is.

here is my monthly breakdown expenditures

petrol : 450
road tax : 150
insurance : 100
cash card : 100
gym membership : 120
mobile phone : 100

total $1020. this is not including lunch out and clubbing or watever else.

hence i do not have much savings .....or wats left of the savings gets blown on things for the car or servicing etc.

i need to win toto big time.

arrrgh

An update

well , its been quite a week. to be honest the only reason why i wasnt sleeping well was due to work. my bloody shipment got fucked over big time. my client was pissed off. well for now that is fixed.

i spent friday at home.... being a vegetable,

saturday was exercise time in the morning. and swopped my car with the family van and skipped out to lunch with Cooooooleeeen.

side tracking for a moment, me is now on a quest to save money !! this being i have not much savings, i spent too much money on nonsense from ebay and on my car, then of course to my friends horror I go out with torn pants. ive also found out last month i spent close to 40% of my pay on petrol. which means by the time i factor in my road tax and insurance ( all neatly divided by 12 as its being calculated yearly in general) i already had blown close to 50% ++ of pay. have to add in the money in cash card for parking as well. so ive decide to use my car alot less now and use the minivan which runs on diesel. with diesel, its fucking 40% cheaper than petrol and u get a fair bit more mileage. i just have to live with the annoying beeping when i exceed 75 km per hour.

not counting the mobile phone bill, the money spent on diet coke and foood during lunch. so yeah i obviously dont save very much sometimes.

anwyays back to the update...on saturday. went out clubbing for abit with ferra. had a bit too much to drinky. met some friends from back when i was still young .... 19 that is. lol. omg they looked all grown up. i feel ancient. FYI im gonna be 25 this year.

sunday was spent out with miss pie and mel. again buzzing around in the minivan. it runs on diesel so yeah ive saving heaps of fucking money.

Teeth so pain. weekend ruined ! fuck

on friday i went to work as usual. at around lunchtime, my teeth started to act up. it chose a fucking good time to fuck up. friday afternoon. not to mention i had work to do and all. when i arrived at my usual dentist , ( thank god they managed to slip me in) anyways, it turned out my wisdom teeth were kinda cranky.

so yeah... a couple of injections here, a few there....the clinky clank of sophisticated dental toools and taaaa daaaaaaa....blooody (literally) wisdom tooth on a shiny metal plate. i was tempted to take a picture but nah.... i was kinda wooozy at that point in time too. i wasnt really looking foward to the drive home and recovering. not to mention that the weekend was going to be ruined.

i spent most of friday sleeping. watching tv in bed, drinking milo coz i couldnt eat anything.

Saturday the bleeding stopped. thank god. i had more milo, some chicken soup...lots of sleep. this was the best fucking sleep ever....hehe .....later in the evening i was so hungry i decided to munch on something. some soft cookies .....and to my surprise....no fucking pain wat so ever. i then skipped off to burger king to get some munchies with my brother. no burgers for me though . haahha

junk for dinner

mmmm i just had junk for dinner.

obviously the most convenient crap in singapore is mac donalds. and yeah..... me and my brother were sitting on my bed eating burgers n watching tv. ( i have no couch but ive got a coffeee table)

now i feel a bit wooozy and i didnt hve that much though. a fillet-0-fish, some chips, 2 mc wings and 3 chicken nuggets. oh crap thats quite a fair bit and medium diet coke. woooot i feel sick now.....

i just fed the dog the rest of the chips coz it got cold. hhahah